Horse Joke
Horse And Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
posted by Cowgirl @ 2:37 p.m.
2 Comments
2 Comments:
Just curious, but your description of a sap sucker and your dislike of them in one sentence and then saying you need to be around positive people because you need all the help you can get... Hmmm... hello Pot, Kettle speaking... No? Yes? Maybe? Not here to bash you, just that that was funny.
Mad Munkey - Yes...you are quite observant. I suppose I have a twisted sense of humour. I also tend to take on the dramas/craziness of the people I sometimes surround myself with so I guess you can say that I use my description as a reminder to myself ;-)
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